Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors Even Though I Don't Eat Ice Cream
- Rocky Road
- Bubble Gum
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Coffee
- Strawberry
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Top 5 Moments From My Teenage Years
- Causing trouble with Kim or Allex every moment we could
- Hiding from the cops at the Kirby party
- Summers in Willington
- Praying to the Deer Lord
- Smoking on the roof with Tom
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Top 5 Jellybean Flavors
- Watermelon
- Hot Cinnamon
- Bubble Gum
- Very Cherry
- Dr. Pepper
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Top 5 Things to Do With Your Mother
- Shopping
- Movies
- Dinner (her treat!)
- Travel (her treat!)
- Embarrass her in public
Honorable Mention: Stuff her, dress her, and sit her in a rocking chair (think Norman Bates)
Friday, March 25, 2005
Top 5 Country Songs for People Who Hate Country Music
- "She Thinks I Still Care" - George Jones
- "Family Tradition" - Hank Williams, Jr.
- "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" - Waylon Jennings
- "Always On My Mind" - Willie Nelson
- "Friends In Low Places" - Garth Brooks
Honorable mention: "Convoy" - C.W. McColl
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Top 5 Reasons to Not Own a Dog
- They poop in the house and you have to pick it up.
- They poop outside and you have to pick it up.
- They rub their asses on the ground after they poop.
- They smell.
- You can't just give them a big bowl of food and a big bowl of water and take off for a long weekend.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Top 5 Characters of the Discworld
- The Luggage
- Rincewind
- Corporal Carrot
- Lord Vetinari
- DEATH
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Top 5 Resons to Watch the Idiot Box
- "Project Greenlight"
- "CSI" reruns on Spike TV
- "The Daily Show"
- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"/"Angel"
- "Spongebob Squarepants"
Monday, March 21, 2005
Top 5 Movies That Should Have Made Me Cry But Didn't
- "Ghost"
- "Forrest Gump"
- "Dances With Wolves"
- "Legends of the Fall"
- "Bambi"
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Top 5 Movies Scenes That Make Me Cry
- Maximus's death in "Gladiator"
- The chess game forfeit in "Angus"
- Matthew reading the W.H. Auden poem at Gareth's funeral in "Four Weddings and a Funeral"
- The end (and much of the middle) of "The Notebook"
- The opening twenty minutes of "Saving Private Ryan"
Honorable mention: When Carrie finds the album and the plane ticket that Big left her when he moved to California on "Sex and the City"