Wednesday, March 30, 2005

 

Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors Even Though I Don't Eat Ice Cream

  1. Rocky Road
  2. Bubble Gum
  3. Mint Chocolate Chip
  4. Coffee
  5. Strawberry

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

 

Top 5 Moments From My Teenage Years

  1. Causing trouble with Kim or Allex every moment we could
  2. Hiding from the cops at the Kirby party
  3. Summers in Willington
  4. Praying to the Deer Lord
  5. Smoking on the roof with Tom

Sunday, March 27, 2005

 

Top 5 Jellybean Flavors

  1. Watermelon
  2. Hot Cinnamon
  3. Bubble Gum
  4. Very Cherry
  5. Dr. Pepper

Saturday, March 26, 2005

 

Top 5 Things to Do With Your Mother

  1. Shopping
  2. Movies
  3. Dinner (her treat!)
  4. Travel (her treat!)
  5. Embarrass her in public

Honorable Mention: Stuff her, dress her, and sit her in a rocking chair (think Norman Bates)


Friday, March 25, 2005

 

Top 5 Country Songs for People Who Hate Country Music

  1. "She Thinks I Still Care" - George Jones
  2. "Family Tradition" - Hank Williams, Jr.
  3. "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" - Waylon Jennings
  4. "Always On My Mind" - Willie Nelson
  5. "Friends In Low Places" - Garth Brooks

Honorable mention: "Convoy" - C.W. McColl


Thursday, March 24, 2005

 

Top 5 Reasons to Not Own a Dog

  1. They poop in the house and you have to pick it up.
  2. They poop outside and you have to pick it up.
  3. They rub their asses on the ground after they poop.
  4. They smell.
  5. You can't just give them a big bowl of food and a big bowl of water and take off for a long weekend.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

 

Top 5 Characters of the Discworld

  1. The Luggage
  2. Rincewind
  3. Corporal Carrot
  4. Lord Vetinari
  5. DEATH

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

 

Top 5 Resons to Watch the Idiot Box

  1. "Project Greenlight"
  2. "CSI" reruns on Spike TV
  3. "The Daily Show"
  4. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"/"Angel"
  5. "Spongebob Squarepants"

Monday, March 21, 2005

 

Top 5 Movies That Should Have Made Me Cry But Didn't

  1. "Ghost"
  2. "Forrest Gump"
  3. "Dances With Wolves"
  4. "Legends of the Fall"
  5. "Bambi"

Sunday, March 20, 2005

 

Top 5 Movies Scenes That Make Me Cry

  1. Maximus's death in "Gladiator"
  2. The chess game forfeit in "Angus"
  3. Matthew reading the W.H. Auden poem at Gareth's funeral in "Four Weddings and a Funeral"
  4. The end (and much of the middle) of "The Notebook"
  5. The opening twenty minutes of "Saving Private Ryan"

Honorable mention: When Carrie finds the album and the plane ticket that Big left her when he moved to California on "Sex and the City"


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